Kitchen Problems by Ziblie

Kitchen Problems

Ziblie

23 January 2014 at 03:12:36 MST

This is why I usually get Lisky to make the eggs. :I

...Just gonna quietly crosspost this here.

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    Love the expression in the 3rd panel :p

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      Thank you xD

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    I like her song.

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      It is an accurate song.

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    That's one of the worst kitchen mishaps to have happen, hahaha~ That's why I only ever get them solid metal ones. No parts to break off or lose in your food. crunch crunch

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      Yeah that's a good idea. Solid metal things give me the willies a little bit though because pans and the like heat up and hurt me >: Not, I suppose, that you'd be using a knife on anything that was boiling.

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        Not unless you failed your kitchen skills... <__<;

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    LOL Is that was you're supposed to do with the feta???

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      It was supposed to go in the eggs :C

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    The cheese is not cut and the the eggs are lost. Looks like that omelet isn't happening.

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      God it was tragic. I had to use the rest of the carton. Six eggs gone all because of feta >:T

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    One time I dropped one of those top of the line 'unbreakable' knives , A Fillet Knife to be specific , and the Blade snapped like a toothpick. I was in Shock and thought my parents were going to yell ... but they could only laugh that I Broke the unbreakable.

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      Hah! Yeah, some of us just... have that gift.... :T

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    That's either a shoddy knife or some resilient cheese...

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      Perhaps some combination of the two. It's weird because feta is a pretty dry cheese and it crumbles, but while it's in its cheese soup it's just... stuck together with some kind of moisture vacuum.

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    only the Great Ziblie Cheese Sword can fell the Feta :U

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      Cheese machete >:U Either that or... buying pre-crumbled feta. /sigh of capitulation

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    Knifes, can't trust them 100%.

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      Srsly right.

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    Cheese can be a real bastard to slice, that is why I always use a one-piece solid steel knife to cut them, or just tear off huge chunks and let the heat soften them and break them apart while cooking.

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      The heat thing is a really good idea for the future! Unfortunately I was using the knife to try and pry a chunk of feta off and ... well, that didn't work so well. I think when we get the big blocks of feta in the future, i'm just going to break it apart ahead of time.

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    Oh god i remember seeing the knife in a skype call XD that was -hilarious-!

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      Why do you always laugh at my misfortune :C

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        that wasn't laughing at your misfortune, it was laughing at how tragically strong that feta was!

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    Hahaha still one of my favourite comics. Her 3rd-panel expression is just amazing. (Also, YES FETA FETA ON EVERYTHING)

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      Hee thanks! :D
      I wish we had some feta right now >: (I've been buying the kind that comes already cubed, it's glorious)

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    Feta is wonderous. One of my mom's friends introduced it to me when I was 12, back in the 70's.. Heaven. I'd eat it right out of the package. Salty deliciousness!

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    Feta is wonderous. One of my mom's friends introduced it to me when I was 12, back in the 70's.. Heaven. I'd eat it right out of the package. Salty deliciousness!

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    This still makes me laugh xD

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    Oh GAWD, the same thing had happened to me before, only I wasn' cooking with cheese XD

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      oh NO D: What did it happen with?

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        You're going to die here...I was chopping veggies...VEGGIES for my pasta...imagine my face when the handle broke in my hand...i was confused and mortified!

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          Wow that is a terrible knife. O_O

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            Indeed it was!

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    That happened to me once while cutting manchego cheese. Love the third panel. XD

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    Still one of my favourites

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    This is why I can be afraid of "Sharp Things.tm" >.>; <.<;

    Granted, having "sharp things are dangerous" hammered in my head probably helped.
    Then again, there wasn't very much other choices when my father's job basically was(and still is after nearly 20 years of it now) "making and sharpening saws and axes for timbersports folks" which mean that his workshop's walls downstairs were full of racks of heavy sharpened saws and axes(the later generally sharpened to the point that one can -shave- with the damn thing if crazy enough) which when you're a rambunctious kid mean you're very quickly taught to "Not Touch a Thing" when you go watch your father work in his workshop(since they knew very well the damage they could cause to a very young kid back then).

    So, unexpected accident with "Sharp Metal Things" can sometimes lead to a bit of heart thumping before making the realization of "Hey, I'm okay!".
    This said, oddly enough small cuts and scraps don't bother me as much as other folks. Then again that's probably from being able to know the difference between "small cut/scrape from mild mismaneuver from a knife" versus "flesh and tendons cutting from axe that accidentally drop on one's foot"(as onces sort happened to my father the one time he forgot his protective footwear when chopping wood. Though I do recall that it did almost reach tendons).

    ... and now I kind of feel like a kind of odd freak from being able to so casually discuss this kind of things >.>;
    coughs

    On another note.
    Feta! <3
    You should try a greek salad using feta cheese and most specifically -kalamata- olives someday if you get the chance. The mix of flavors(especially the kalamata olives. Those beat black italian olives anytimes, anydays for greek salads) is just awesome.