This is pretty much my new art page because I can't use FA anymore. I'll be moving my stuff SOMEday, but until I do, check my FA account or dA account for art! I'm under the same name at both.

Alrighty, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to open up COMMISSION SLOTS for written commissions!! Take a look through my gallery, and you'll see the quality of my work. I've been writing for a very, very long time, and I honestly feel more confident in my writing skills than my drawing skills.

I will NOT write anything involving the following:

• Death of anyone who isn't a bad guy; this includes fatal vore
• Gore
• Cub
• Mind Control (NOTE: I will do hypnosis, but only as it properly works--if the "victim" actually wants it)
• Non-consensual BDSM
• The Pooh cast and other certain copyrighted characters (please ask)

Commissions will be priced at $1 per 125 words up to 3000 words, $1 per 175 words after that. If you want me to scribble something down as a thumbnail picture for it, it's an extra $5.
I know I can ramble on with my stories, so I am willing to give deals if I end up writing way too freaking much!
Please note that the more characters you want in the story, the longer the story is naturally going to want to be, thus the more you will pay. It will still be by word count, however.

I am going to start this off by opening up FIVE SLOTS!! They are open indefinitely, but once all five are filled, THEY ARE CLOSED UNTIL I HAVE FINISHED ALL FIVE COMMISSIONS. Limit of one slot per customer! So let's go!

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Please also note that I am doing this on both FA and Weasyl.

Thanks for reading, and even more if you'd like to commission me!

Why the hell would you wanna commission me? Especially at THESE prices!?

Commissioner has choice to make commish private or public.

Lineart is black and white.
Flats are unshaded.
Cel-Shaded is, well, simple cel-shading.
Ref Sheets are ref sheets.
Additional characters are +$5/character.
Pr0n commissions are base price +$10.
Drawn backgrounds for lineart, flats, and cel-shaded are +$2. No drawn backgrounds for ref sheets for the sake of clarity. Backgrounds are free with comics because they're necessary.