everyone is doing it and you're probably sick of seeing this in your inbox BUT HEY I won't miss a chance to talk about myself with no one listening
What's your real name?
yeah I'm not kidding about that don't even friggen talk to me about sonic
it's not my full name but hey. internet dangers or something
How tall are you?
last time I checked like,,, 5'7"?
What's your eye color?
I used to be one of those special snowflakes that said they changed color l o l
What's your orientation?
straight with gay moments
Are you single, taken or undecided?
painfully single EY HOLLA AT A GURL
What do you do in your spare time?
recently just a lot of pokemon. so much pokemon. like it's painful
What's your job or occupation?
ahem well I sell pony and furry porn for a living
What do you like about yourself?
What do you dislike about yourself?
What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
that I don't know the answer to
What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I am so atheist it's painful like ANTI RELIGION
Do you drink?
does soda count
Do you smoke?
I hate smoking with a burning passion and it makes me sick and I guess the answer to this is absolutely not
What are your major fears?
change? that's a pretty big one
Do you have any dreams or goals?
which would explain a lot about why I'm going nowhere in life but hey
the one thing I'd love to do is sing like be a fucking pop star but I don't have the voice for it at all so
Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
there is a long line of failed relationships behind me and I don't care to remember them
Who's your best buddy?
gene right now! he doesn't have a weasyl I don't think but yeah
What's your favorite dish?
like food? uh
OKAY SERIOUSLY like pizza or something I have simple taste
What's your favorite drink?
CODE RED MOUNTAIN DEW
CODE RED CODE RED that shit is crack in a bottle
What's your favorite color?
I can't answer this because I have like 50000 favorite colors
bright neon-ish green is considered like my Thing though
If you had a super power, what would it be?
cause I could ---- be hotter, I guess
that's kinda sad but ALSO fun things like I could be a bird or fish or panther it'd be really cool
(or even a fuckin dragon)
What's your favorite movie?
pitch perfect probably I've watched it a billion times
What's your least favorite food?
certain things with melted cheese like
take one of my favorite foods - hamburger - put cheese on it and suddenly it makes me want to puke
What's the last meal you want before you die?
mom's chicken noodle with mashed potatoes ;v;
What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
my precious piece of shit https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/914x685q90/822/mlb4.png
and I would positively murder for a mustang in like neon green with a fuckin black stripe or something holy shit
I have a slight speedy car fetish
What is your most disliked bug?
those fuckin jerusalem crickets fUCK THOSE THINGS
What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
do you mean like what peeves I have cause I have a lot
I guess a big one is someone fighting for equal rights for black/trans/gay/etc but being shitheads to white/cis/male/etc people
What do you dislike in life?
tooooooo mannnnyyy thinggggggggggggssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
to pick a random one that's been bugging me
why do we need these weakass things in our mouth that rot easily and get sensitive to certain foods and shit what the hell I hate teeth
Joined 15 February 2013