Huzzah! 'tis I, Coventore!
I am an artist of grand designs and lore!
I have come here from a faraway land
To find more fun, so lend me a hand.
Do speak to me if you so wish,
It's not like I'll make you my next dish.
So come out of your shoes and socialize
With me, the good sergal, and realize
That I will be glad to brighten your day,
With my silly antics and my peculiar way!