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So I Went Full-On Real-Life Inflatable...

on 5 April 2019 at 02:21:35 MDT

...because I'm now old enough to have kidney stones. which apparently tend to shut down normal bowel functions.

So I bloated up with backed-up gas, to the point where my left side seriously felt ready to blow out. It wasn't pleasant. Didn't even know it was a kidney stone playing havoc with my guts until I went to the VA, sat in the only Emergency Room the VA has in the entirety of Maricopa County for four hours, got hooked up to half a gallon of saline (plus dye markers), sucked that bag up like a vampire waterbed, and got CAT-scanned.

Little bugger's the size of a BB pellet.

I'm considering heading out to the cheesiest strip-joint I can find when the time is right and see if I can't shoot a dancer with it. Gotta admit, that'd be a story t'chisel on my tombstone... -:>

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