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JosephH

JosephH / 34 / Male, Gender Fluid / Texas

Ahh, the eggs have ripened...Wait...Eggs don't ripen... EGGS DON'T RIPEN D:
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Greetings and salutations, everyone!

The name's Joseph, or Joe if you please, and I'm a bit of an artwhore. I commission artists to help bring my assorted characters to life, with a wide variety of Furres, Fantasy and Human characters, with a lot of others in-between. I'll be trying to re-upload my FA account contents here, as often as I can.

If you have anything to say about my art collection, or just want to say Hi, please feel free to do so. I'm the friendly sort, and don't mind answering questions at all.


COMMISSION PRICING:

  1. Payment is due upon completion of a commission; I will not ask for payment before then.

  2. Prices are non-negotiable outside of the last tier.
    5-8K Words: $35.00
    8-10K Words: $50.00
    10-15K Words: $75.00
    15K+: Negotiable Flat Fee or Hourly Rate. (Note: Typically, anything over 15K is officially recognized as a novel by several organizations. For anything beyond 15K you are commissioning a novel to be written by me and I will charge accordingly.)

  3. Deals, Discounts, and Specials are entirely based on author discretion. Please do not request any. If offered, I will, at minimum, notify you before payment is due.

  4. I reserve posting rights for any commissioned piece. An additional fee will apply if you do not wish for me to post the story for any reason on my accounts.

  5. I will do trades. Please contact me directly via notes.

  6. I will provide regular updates to ensure the commission is going as desired unless the word count is under 2K, at which point I will deliver upon completion. For delivery of a full file, an email address or Skype account will need to be provided.

  7. All transactions will be conducted in a manner that is polite and professional. I expect the following:

a. If you need/want frequent updates, please advise me upon commissioning and do be specific on when you want me to update you. Please do not badger me for updates.
b. I reserve the right to cancel a commission at any time for any behavior I feel is rude or abusive.
c. Any work produced must be credited to me as the author. Any work posted without attributing it to myself will be reported for a TOS violation.

  1. Please provide constructive feedback. While I do like praise in general, I would like to know more details on what you did or did not like.

  2. I will write about a wide range of subjects and fetishes. Please contact me for details on what you are looking for.

a. I will not accept commissions on the following subjects or fetishes: MLP, Scat

  1. I will not write mindless, pointless porn. I am at heart a world builder and include a great deal of backstory, lore, and character to my stories. If you are not looking for a detailed and engaging story, I suggest you look elsewhere for your commission needs.

For a few "sub-rules" and more info on what all of this means, see this journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7389075/

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Well, here goes nothing.

on 22 May 2016 at 14:14:13 MDT

Alright, folks. This is the first journal I've posted on here...Well, ever. To be honest, I'm not sure what to think of Weasyl, but I'm expanding my reach so that I can try to get more customers and show more people the lovely art collection I've been compiling over the last few years.

For those of you who don't know, my name's Joseph, and I'm a writer. I write erotica, for the most part, and by that I mean pornography. Hardcore, often strange, but always quality with a high level of detail and a dedication to story and substance over mindless sex.

I'll be slowly but surely adding my collected commissioned art and my own writings to Weasyl, and will be opening writing commissions. Details to follow.

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    Affection chews all over Joe.

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    Nothing better to do, right?