KER-SPLORT – or some similar article of onomatopoeia! Don’t worry about those two, by the way! I’m not really USING any of the air I breathe in out of habit, so I can flip over to being oxygen-rich if need be. Trust me, I don’t think Salem could voice his derision for the proceedings if he was asphyxiated with goop. Also-… Wait, wait. Hedoro, just because I’m partially liquefied doesn’t mean I took leave of my nervous system. I’m just going to play that off as something getting dislodged in your pocket to preserve that austere dapperness you so cling to.

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