This page… Ooooh, this page! You have no idea how long it took to finalize this page. You see the Windows Aero window and all the elements it contains? That’s all me, baby – and boy, did it take a good while. ‘Specially the buttons! I had to fiddle around with the blending options and gradients for hours to get them looking like something you’d see post-Loghorn build of Windows. Oh, and I suppose I should touch upon the sarcophagi too, shouldn’t I? Ousting all confusion – yes, I did divide the tips of my tail and yes, I did extrude them into semi-diaphanous pods for Salem and Hedoro to occupy whilst I copy their swatches. It’s a shame that ferret can’t take after his acquaintance. If he DID, this process would have been far more expedient! Oh yes, and the laptop screen and subsequent keyboard is carved out of my forearm. What of it? Like you haven’t deduced I’m far from founded in reality yet.

Art © Salem

Edits/Dialogue © Yours Truly