"If being an optimist really is just blithe stupidity, then pessimism is belligerent stupidity. So now it's less a question of 'Which is better?' and more 'Do you like to sink or swim?'"

-Tahajin Grandville

50% Domesticated Feline [Tabby] | 25% Raccoon | 25% Possum | 100% INSANE

Extraneous Information - Verbatim Transcription from Interview on January 1, 2012.

Little ol' me? Quite frankly I didn't think the bureau would be interested! The name's Tahajin Grandville - as you can ascertain from that sheet you have in front of ya. Monochromatic, polymorphous possat at your service! To be honest, introductions and autobiographical 'drivel' scenarios such as these - they were never my forte, by that aforementioned affirmation should place most of what you need to know in succinct summation. However, if you're still curious, I'm a smorgasbord of geekocity, dabbling in anything deemed 'humdrum' by those adhering to their gilded normalcy. From quantum physics to 'technological gibberish' and a whole host of trivia in between. Whilst I do have a niche, ever since I was a young little fluffball, I've immerse myself in the Reference section for the soul purpose of being knowledge in a wide variety of subjects. I'd rather not erect limitations to what I study - for every subject holds at least one iota of pertinent information. I'm positive an amalgamation of all studies would unlock the intrinsic truths of the universes. *AHEM* Sorry, I'm pontificating, aren't I? Back to MYSELF, which a phrase I rarely utter...

I fancy myself a novice wordsmith and an avid 'shopper, so you can expect a variety of submissions on here...when and if I get a hold on that elusory 'free-time' I here troglodytes boasting about. Oh, and just to elucidate the whole 'polymorphous', 'mattershifting' and 'viscoelastic' designations, since they ARE verbal monstrosities - it's basically an exorbitantly malleable physiology with all the trimmings~! Shapeshifting and modularity, elasticity and contortionism, durability, regeneration, liquefaction, assimilation... Extensive physical alteration (with a few limitations here and there such as the inability to swap phylum, tap into any color - save the black and white spectrum, etc.). Trust me, I could amass enough tidbits to fill a dissertation binder (with a grotesque amount of allusions to Plastic Man).

There isn't much else to be declared, truthfully! However, if you're curious about any of the mechanics behind, well, ANYTHING - feel free to contact me! Just announce yourself first or I'll assume the worst: Spam Account.