DREAMING IN DIGITAL.
LIVING IN REALTIME.
THINKING IN BINARY.
TALKING IN IP.
BREATHING IN PSUEDOCODE.
Welcome to my world.
"If being an optimist really is just blithe stupidity, then pessimism is belligerent stupidity. So now it's less a question of 'Which is better?' and more 'Do you like to sink or swim?'"
50% Domesticated Feline [Tabby] | 25% Raccoon | 25% Possum | 100% INSANE
Extraneous Information - Verbatim Transcription from Interview on January 1, 2012.
Little ol' me? Quite frankly I didn't think the bureau would be interested! The name's Tahajin Grandville - as you can ascertain from that sheet you have in front of ya. Monochromatic, polymorphous possat at your service! To be honest, introductions and autobiographical 'drivel' scenarios such as these - they were never my forte, by that aforementioned affirmation should place most of what you need to know in succinct summation. However, if you're still curious, I'm a smorgasbord of geekocity, dabbling in anything deemed 'humdrum' by those adhering to their gilded normalcy. From quantum physics to 'technological gibberish' and a whole host of trivia in between. Whilst I do have a niche, ever since I was a young little fluffball, I've immerse myself in the Reference section for the soul purpose of being knowledge in a wide variety of subjects. I'd rather not erect limitations to what I study - for every subject holds at least one iota of pertinent information. I'm positive an amalgamation of all studies would unlock the intrinsic truths of the universes. *AHEM* Sorry, I'm pontificating, aren't I? Back to MYSELF, which a phrase I rarely utter...
I fancy myself a novice wordsmith and an avid 'shopper, so you can expect a variety of submissions on here...when and if I get a hold on that elusory 'free-time' I here troglodytes boasting about. Oh, and just to elucidate the whole 'polymorphous', 'mattershifting' and 'viscoelastic' designations, since they ARE verbal monstrosities - it's basically an exorbitantly malleable physiology with all the trimmings~! Shapeshifting and modularity, elasticity and contortionism, durability, regeneration, liquefaction, assimilation... Extensive physical alteration (with a few limitations here and there such as the inability to swap phylum, tap into any color - save the black and white spectrum, etc.). Trust me, I could amass enough tidbits to fill a dissertation binder (with a grotesque amount of allusions to Plastic Man).
There isn't much else to be declared, truthfully! However, if you're curious about any of the mechanics behind, well, ANYTHING - feel free to contact me! Just announce yourself first or I'll assume the worst: Spam Account.