Nothing like a little elasticity to brighten your day, huh guys? Hey, I said TOO outlandish! I didn’t say it wouldn’t be ridiculous at all! You should know me by now! Oh, and for those not willing to Google: Astihophobia is the irrational fear of rubber, latex and all its derivatives. Being this dark and…pearlescent, I can kinda-sorta see how I might ignite such a neurosis.

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