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Oh, hello there! Woof! I am a normal cute doggy! Who is sitting here and being cute! Not a bad doggy, but a good one! I certainly didn't do anything bad...like eating some unwilling person. Definitely not. I'm not THAT hungry, never-ever! I'm just a normal cute doggy...we've been over this before! Arf!

Wh-what? My belly? Well I am a f-fat doggy too, you see! Just fat off of...normal doggy-foods, kibble and bones and things like that! Stuff every doggy is supposed to eat, and certainly not anything that would get a doggy in trouble to eat! Nuh-uh!

W-well...w-wriggling? Why's my belly wriggling? Well that's just...fat-wobblings! See? I put my paws here and squish and sway it and it wriggle-wriggles all about! It's definitely not wriggling from the INSIDE...that'd just be silly! Like, I'd have to eat someone alive for that to happen! Which I didn't, of course! I'm a good doggie! W-wurf!

...What's th-that? You think I'm...a LYING doggy? ._. You think I'm not a normal doggy at all, and in fact a voracious and special ghost-doggy? W-w-well...

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You're right. >:3 GLOMP-STUFF-SHOVE-GULLLLP~! But you won't be...URP!...telling anybody that, now... Hehehehehewuf.

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...Oh, someone else...! Hello there! Woof! I am a normal cute doggy! How do you do?...

I really shoulda posted this a lot sooner. :P My wonderful friend   pippuri/Annika did this amazing picture after my birthday last year, and really, it's one of the THE best representations of my Shadoxy-self to date. (I'll soon be making it my profile ID too, which I'm sure some people have noticed, needed an update!) I really dig the style Anny did this in. :3 It's really a Pokemon-like style, and makes me practically look like an Eeveelution...which, since I unofficially consider myself one anyways, is rather perfect. <3 <3 Shadoxeon, anyone~?

The story I wrote for this is a little different than I normally write. I figured it would be best, because that clueless look on my happy little face in this image is priceless. I figure I'm either (badly) trying to convince somebody that NO I DIDN'T EAT SOMEBODY I'M JUST A CUTEDOG, or I'm completely failing to understand why somebody is getting upset that I ate somebody else. Take your pick for the plot of this; both outcomes are freaking adorable. <:3 Or maybe this could be interpreted another way?