But because I don't think I'll accomplish anything else today. Or ever.

What's your real name?
Joel

How tall are you?
5'9"

What's your natural hair color?
Black

What's your eye color?
Black

What's your orientation?
gay, and uh, is Hatred an orientation?

Are you single, taken or undecided?
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE6AccjLG1s]See here[/url]

What do you do in your spare time?
Pretend I can draw, daydream about committing all the crimes, internet surf, pretend I dont exist. Drink

What's your job or occupation?
Fabric cutter

What do you like about yourself
I'll get back to you on that

What do you dislike about yourself?
I am obsessive. Like, really worryingly obsessive, I never put effort into anything, self loathing, too introverted, succumb pretty often into depression, have no actual values, im like, 2-9 faced, lately partake in self harm (punching walls, fun), I may be an alcoholic? I have Terrible judgement, constantly regret my decisions, have little faith in myself, and never. let go. of anything.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
probably my curly hair and my loud-ass nasally voice, but you tell me~

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
That there is something, but who the hell knows really

Do you drink?
usually when im bored

Do you smoke?
Used to be a major pothead, not so much anymore

What are your major fears?
Centipedes

Do you have any dreams or goals?
uh...

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Both. and two. I'd like to meet whoever was in charge of inventing the concept of both these things and slit their throat

Who's your best buddy?
A fellow who goes by mappy, or rubberskunkalso

What's your favorite dish?
BBQ Chicken with garlic bread

What's your favorite drink?
Horchata, or rum and root beer

What's your favorite color?
Bitch whats my name? also orange is fun

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Teleportation, or a themed magical girl/Sentai thing. I want an Henshin, damnit!

What's your favorite movie?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
or
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

What's your least favorite food?
Most things mexican

What's the last meal you want before you die?
I probably wouldnt want to eat

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I bike mostly, mostly happy with that. If i could have like a personal jet or something thatd be cool

What is your most disliked bug?
[url=https://www.google.com/search?q=house+centipede&client=firefox-a&hs=eH8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=fUvgUsvqMOexsQT1x4CYAQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1044&bih=661]These things.[/url]
WHY DO THESE EXIST

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
people who talk too much. i dislike a lot of things but thats a major one

What do you dislike in life?
Disappointment, regret, disillusionment