I have had something similar happen to me. Cat-ass right to the face when I was trying to sleep.

Cats are always assholes. It's in their nature. Just remember to always be thankful that a cat loves you enough to keep you as their pet.

Yep, that was me too last weekend.
Ate something I'm allergic to, cat wants to climb and sit all over me.

Looks about right for cat behavior, yes.

God, anytime I do anything that isn't paying attention to the Keek she decides that's when I'm totally down for a cat in the face. Then when I want cat time she doesn't want a thing to do with me... God damn cats, they are assholes haha!

Cat's like, well they ain't shoving me off must mean its okay. Yep. Totally okay

Why do cats do this?
I mean the whole butt in face thing..

nono your cat HAS an asshole, and they want to show it to you XD