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Top 10 worst character hatedom

Now for the hatedoms. Here we go! Johnny Test Do I like this character? To tell you the truth, I never seen the show. But then again, I hardly watch cable TV anymore. Okay, I'm very unfamiliar with Johnny Test, but I always hear the hatedom go on and on and on how this show and character sucks ass.…

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My top 10 Worst character Fandoms

Jareth (Jim Henson's Labyrinth) Do I like this character? Meh, I'm neutral about him. Though I do think David Bowie is a talented performer. OMFG, where to start with Jareth. Jareth fangirls are the reason why I'm not a huge fan of Labyrinth as much as I am of The Dark Crystal. They only go goo-goo…

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The rainbow at the end of the shit storm

I am so overjoyed today. After a huge month of stress and emotional meltdowns, I finally found the rainbow at the end of the shit storm! I was shopping with mom today at the 10th and M seafood market and I found something that was very rare in my hometown: Langostino seafood! It's been forever sinc…

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R.I.P. Yomi (2004-2016)

I have sad news for you today. My pet pug, Yomi, had to be put to sleep. He could barely move, he couldn't control his bowels and he kept tripping and falling. It saddens me a lot that one of my best friends had to go. I'll never forget him. I'll love him forever and hope his next life is as grand…

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7.1 Earthquake in my region last night!

Last night, at 1:30 AM, there was a 7.1 earthquake that rocked my house. I did what I did best during situations like this, and stood underneath a door frame until the shaking stopped. I was scared, yes, even though earthquakes are common where I live. However, I wasn't as scared as I thought, sinc…

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STOP ROMANTICIZING MENTAL ILLNESS PEOPLE!

After dealing with some emotional baggage recently, I've been dealing with some strange and kind of scary people recently. Why, in the mother of all life, do people find mental illness cute, quirky, charming and endearing? Some even go as far as actually wanting a mental illness and faking mental i…

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When it rains, it pours

Geez, it's just one tragedy after another. My beloved pug dog, Yomi, has been diagnosed with cancer. It's really breaking my heart. It's not "If he is going to die", but "when is he going to die"? I'm sorry to share this, I'm just really depressed right now.

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RIP Kobe (2000-2015)

My condolences go out to my mother today. Her Shih Tzu/Poodle mix named Kobe died today. He was 15 years old. I will have fond memories of my mother's dog. I will miss him always.

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AFF.net fanbrats can be mean

I've decided to take down some of my works on Adult Fan Fiction, due to some cyber bully dick cheese dumb oxen putting down my works for being different and thinking outside of the box. This is especially apparent with the Final Fantasy fan base. Oh geez, I am sooooooooo fucking sorry for not writi…

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About Mist and RoA morality

I've been asked by some fans how Mist stays an angel goddess, due to the fact that she's in love with a demon prince and engages in sex acts with him. Well, I have a few answers, mainly my opinions and interpretation on various subjects. Well, first off, Mist is NOT a Biblical angel. She is a Valky…

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Tropes for RoA: Yin and Yang

Tropes for Realms of Alerfa: The Devil and the Battle Maiden story arc: Yin and Yang (book one): Action Girl (All the Valkyries and female battle angels in general) Affably Evil (Doll Grethe. She may be an axe crazy blood knight, but she is willing to help out her friends and loved ones in need.) B…

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My Cold Porcelain addiction

Cold Porcelain recipe and tips Ingredients: 2 cups Elmer's white glue 2 cups Cornstarch 1 ½ to 2 tbsp Lemon Juice 2 to 2 ½ tbsp Baby Oil A dab of lotion or body butter Mix the wet ingredients in a bowl. Mix thoroughly until blended. Add the cornstarch, and mix again until it becomes gooey. After mi…

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Misandry in the vore sites and damsel characters

I noticed something on Eka's Portal and other vore sites: The total man hate and misandry is going off the charts. Sure it's okay to hate on shitty male characters and to bite their dick off and eat them, but heaven forbid you hate on a shitty female or have a shitty female character getting killed…