What's your real name?
Zach. In fact, I prefer it. Hearing "Zaisan" out loud sounds weird. Maybe "Zai."
But seriously, you can just call me Zach.

How tall are you?
5'11"

What's your natural hair color?
Brownish, I guess.

What's your eye color?
Used to think it was brown, apparently their hazel. I never look myself in the eye.

What's your orientation?
I'm sitting down right now, but normally I stand upright.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
I am only one person.

What do you do in your spare time?
Spend it.

What's your job or occupation?
I goof off on the internet all day and switch to a "productive-looking" window when the boss is looking.

What do you like about yourself?
N/A

What do you dislike about yourself?
I'm currently wearing pants and that's frustrating.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
My effeminate voice.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Nnnnnnoooooooooooooo

Do you drink?
Constantly.

Do you smoke?
Nope! I took a break several months ago. Figured I'll either start up again eventually or die before I get the chance.

What are your major fears?
Thin membranes under high tensile stress. (Balloons.)

Do you have any dreams or goals?
One day, I hope to spend an arm and a leg importing and erotically consuming a real Gros Michel banana.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Basically all of them, yes.

Who's your best buddy?
My ex-wife, actually.

What's your favorite dish?
I love Mexican food, especially easy-to-make dishes with crispy corn tortillas.

What's your favorite drink?
Tequila & Redbull

What's your favorite color?
Blue.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
I want to fly!

What's your favorite movie?
Rock & Rule! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086203/

What's your least favorite food?
Most dishes with peas. They just don't have any flavour at all.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Enough ice cream to drown in.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a red 1998 VW Beetle (2.0L, 5-speed). It's in the shop right now, so I would really like to drive it >:(

What is your most disliked bug?
Anything that swarms. Don't like it. Don't trust'em.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Sentences structured ambiguously like this one, so as to make their meaning and purpose... murky.

What do you dislike in life?
This is a dumb question. Most of these questions are dumb questions.