Bourbon-glugging, karaoke-hogging British feline; been on the scene a while but blink and you'll miss me! I'm a writer by trade and a cartoonist for funzies. I can't draw arms. I try my absolute best not to draw arms. Seriously, go have a look. I'll wait. See?

My sense of humour and manner of speaking isn't... universal. You'll come to regard me as someone you know, I'm sure. Alongside arts and farts and generally being elusive, I enjoy singing, composing, gaming and the wild outdoors.

I'm mainly into the ahem fat side of things, so make your escape while you can. That said, I do enjoy a bloody lovely piece of of art when it slaps me in the face.

I also appreciate every fave, every watch and every comment thanking me. I even appreciate every comment that doesn't thank me! Howsabout that? In any case, I don't like to shout watchthanks and what have you as it can cause annoyance for folk, but take it this way: I LOVE YAWL. Just... stay safe. And rubber up!