I have dumb friends and they should feel bad. Namely my kawaii bro Deerknight on FA for somehow coercing me into making a piñata character, ew!!

SO I DID MAKE ONE. His name's Irvin! He's a kawaii birdy whose mouth is on his belly. His innards are gross sticky wet gummy worms so if you touch them it'll be gross. Ew. Irvin's a bit shy and awkward but he's friendly if you can get past the scared outer shell into the gooey warmhearted center.