I’m super powerless, wasn't born an alien

No radiation, wasn't dropped in goo

I’m Superpowerless, I’m taking action

Losing every fight, what’s a hero to do?

When I’m reading comics, it’s only graphics,

I’m watching movies, it’s just special effects

But I can’t give up on my duty

When there are people that I have to protect

The princess is in trouble

At fighting crime I’m doing awful

I don’t even get called on

I’m super powerful at being unknown

The Damsel, she don’t want me,

Super villains, they know they got me

I don’t even get called on

I’m super powerful at being unknown

No super strong punches, no laser beam eyes,

The bad guy beats me everyday

It often makes me wonder why I even try

When I've even made losing a cliche

The princess is in trouble

At fighting crime I’m doing awful

I don’t even get called on

I’m super powerful at being unknown

The Damsel, she don’t want me,

Super villains, they know they got me

I don’t even get called on

I’m super powerful at being unknown

I know I can do better,

My vision won’t be led astray

Because fighting for what’s right

Is better than running away

The princess is in trouble

At fighting crime I’m doing awful

I’m gonna make myself an icon

Because I can’t leave this city alone…