Suggested Music: https://youtu.be/vFKrFYV7xUY "MST3k Werewolf Song"
This biotechnological monstrosity escaped from Dr. Akihiko Wantanabe's lab. "I was always more of a reptile person," said the Azorran doctor when pressed for comment on the matter. While the monster had initially been befriended by Mimi, the SSSP attack team had been tasked with rescuing the hapless pop idol from the claws of the hairy beast. That effort failed catastrophically, forcing them to regroup and try to deal with the objective in a more forceful manner. Unfortunately for them, the Van Beetle is having a bad night and they are running out of time...
Ka'ex (Daggerclaw, operated by Felix) - daemon-moeroris
The Runaway Seven:
Carth (entelodont shifter) - SiofraTural (Down, but not out. I'm surprised Theron can move the guy.)
Theron (therizinosaurus) - Xinorbis (Stronger than he looks! Emergency drag handles are wonderful.)
Reklaw Mosshide (dragon) - lisaurian
Cordylus (green iguana) - CordylusLizard
Lisko (space dragon) - lisko (Called shotgun, but some klutz got in the way.)
Algren (falcon tengu) - algren-hayabusa (Providing cover fire. Should be striking from the air.)
Brock Gratz (human) - UnstableReactor (The RNG doesn't like you today. Or the run switch is sticky.)
Evoking the Duran Duran song title was amusing, but I ended up going down a much campier route because the end results were less skeezy. (Yes, Mimi is the hapless pop idol from Rimworld. Don't worry, she's durable and will be back to send players against Team Rathalos as the Guild Sweetheart.)
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