11 February 2014 at 15:03:41 MST
Don't call him that. Only one person gets to call him that and you're not that person.
I wonder what somebody bribed him with to wear this.
Ian, art (c) me
on 11 February 2014 at 15:04:56 MST
They bribed him with a year's worth of the fruitiest cheap wine they could find.
on 11 February 2014 at 15:11:35 MST
In one sitting.
on 11 February 2014 at 15:12:50 MST
Oh my god no he's such a lightweight that would kill him.
on 11 February 2014 at 15:24:34 MST
....Babe I'm like 82% sure that would kill any human being
on 11 February 2014 at 15:44:19 MST
That 18% margin makes me laugh more than it should
on 11 February 2014 at 16:19:14 MST
Well hey I don't wanna sound too confident lol
on 11 February 2014 at 16:23:42 MST
Speedsters are technically human, sooooo in that respect they make up at least a .0000000025% of the population, and I don't think they can even get drunk, let alone get alcohol poisoning