What's your real name?

I do not feel like putting this on the internet, but enjoy many of my weird nicknames I have acquired over the years.
Shupp
Gar
Gert
Regret

How tall are you?

5'6" or about 1.6 meters

What's your natural hair color?

Black

What's your eye color?

Brown

What's your orientation?

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Are you single, taken or undecided?

Taken (HA!)

What do you do in your spare time?

Drowning in Magic cards, overdue homework, overdue projects, games I think I might play someday, Tumblr, and annoy everyone who's stupid enough to talk to me :P

What's your job or occupation?

Sleep-deprived, stressed high school student

What do you like about yourself?

Lol

What do you dislike about yourself?

My existence

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?

I am short. I go on weird rants about weird things and always end on the topic of the inevitable heat death of the universe.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?

Nihilistic. Atheistic doesn't even begin to scratch the surface.

Do you drink?

Nōp

Do you smoke?

Nōp

What are your major fears?

Other people finding out my greatest fears.

...Wait...

Do you have any dreams or goals?

I don't remember my dreams when I wake up.
:U

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?

Probably

Who's your best buddy?

Someone

What's your favorite dish?

PHO

What's your favorite drink?

Ramune

What's your favorite color?

Black. It represents my feelings toward the world.

If you had a super power, what would it be?

Transformation.

Duh.

What's your favorite movie?

Shaun of the Dead

What's your least favorite food?

Grape

What's the last meal you want before you die?

Fugu

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?

1992 Toyota Corolla WAGON
A hovercar

What is your most disliked bug?

Spiders

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?

Things that offend my mild ocd.

What do you dislike in life?

Life