Wooh, I haven't done one of these since Myspace had people on it!

What's your real name?

Marissa.

How tall are you?

5'3". How does everyone else get away with being so tall.

What's your natural hair color?

Who cares.

What's your eye color?

WHOOOO CAAARES.

What's your orientation?

Murder. I mean, mostly straight.

Are you single, taken or undecided?

…eeeeeeh…

What do you do in your spare time?

Self-improvement. By which I mean, I've convinced myself that almost every activity is educational.

What's your job or occupation?

Still figuring that out.

What do you like about yourself?

…eeeeeeeeeehhh…

What do you dislike about yourself?

Susceptible to devil's advocates.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?

…Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhh…...

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
....EeeeeeeeeeehhhHHHNO ONE READS THESE.