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I'm cool. by Psshaw

Wooh, I haven't done one of these since Myspace had people on it!

What's your real name?
Marissa.

How tall are you?
5'3". How does everyone else get away with being so tall.

What's your natural hair color?

Who cares.

What's your eye color?

WHOOOO CAAARES.

What's your orientation?
Murder. I mean, mostly straight.

Are you single, taken or undecided?

…eeeeeeh…

What do you do in your spare time?

Self-improvement. By which I mean, I've convinced myself that almost every activity is educational.

What's your job or occupation?

Still figuring that out.

What do you like about yourself?

…eeeeeeeeeehhh…

What do you dislike about yourself?

Susceptible to devil's advocates.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?

…Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhh…...

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
....EeeeeeeeeeehhhHHHNO ONE READS THESE.

I'm cool.

Psshaw

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    I don't read these, but I did read yours. Because it was yours.

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      And now I want to apologize to you.

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    Look I WISH I didn't read these. BABY NEEDS ANOTHER HOBBY.

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      I've already evangelized Our Lord Webcomics to you. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU NEED.

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    TALL MY ASS you've got an inch on me tally mc tallerson

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      Are you even legally a person.

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        I applied once but I was rejected for being too small and birdlike

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    How do you get away with being that small, from tumblr pictures I actually imagined you a ton taller than me/everyone else.

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      I... don't feel little.

      Also some parts of me are on the freaky side of thin, so maybe that messes with your point of reference.

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        It's ok, on the inside you can be as tall as you want. Deep down in your heart.

        That's probably it! Hard to guess heights from pictures.

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          God dammit, I should have just told everyone I'm a giant. They'd be too scared to meet me and no one would ever have to know how cute I am.

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            It's not too late to edit the journal and hide the evidence.

            You'd probably be known as a pretty cute giant though. There's no escape there.

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    MURDER.

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    you're about as tall as one of Sean's legs

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      You're about as Sean as one of my tall.