Hello! I'm an NSFW writer and commissioner with an interest in expansion, hyper, inflation, and lactation.
If you're wondering, yes, I do roleplay! When writing, you always know where the story will go, but when roleplaying, sudden changes may happen due to the fact that people don't always think the way you do. This makes roleplaying the perfect way to develop an OC, the fact that when you're tossed into an unpredictable situation, what your character does can impact them.
Please, leave comments if my stuff interests you! I'm not here to just post lewd stuff, I'm also here to make a friend or two, and I usually try my best to respond to comments.
I also take writing commissions! See below for info.
As you all may know, Twitter is having a lot of trouble thanks to Elon Musk, FurAffinity suffered a small implosion after it started taking aim at shortstack characters by accident while going for underage characters, and DeviantArt's drowning in AI-generated artwork. Because of this, it can be hard to find a foothold on these sites! I'd like to spread my work to more people, so I created a few accounts on other sites. I'll try to make a Linktree page to organize them all, but for now, here's all my socials!
(Also, if anyone has a Bluesky invite, let me know!)
Basically, if you provide me with a basic skeleton of an idea, or an image that could use some backstory and/or epilogue, I’d be happy to write up a story for you!
Note: If you have an art piece you'd like me to write a story for, I'm sorry, but I will need permission from the artist and/or character owner. I will be the one to ask them, and if they don't approve, I won't take your commission.
I will accept payment through PayPal and Ko-Fi mainly, but if you use a different method such as Venmo, that's fine. I will only accept things like gift cards or the like if you have no means of opening a PayPal/Ko-Fi account, or if I have a special deal.
Prices:
One cent per word. This means $1 for 100 words, $5 for 500 words, etc., and pricing will scale up to match your requested length. After 1,000 words, rates are doubled. Art trades are also allowed.
I will usually have a queue of five slots, and will work on two at once.
WHAT I DEFINITELY WILL WRITE:
WHAT I DEFINITELY WON’T WRITE:
WHAT I MIGHT WRITE DEPENDING ON SUBJECT MATTER:
Terms of Service:
Foreword: While I do my best to be a kind person with a very casual tone, there are points where I have to be as serious as possible. This is one of those points. Even I'm worried that I may be too harsh with some of the warnings for breaking TOS.
Basic Human Decency: I am not your personal slave, I expect human decency from you. I try my best to be a nice person, but I will not tolerate rudeness. Verbal abuse, blackmail, NBphobia, and the like are not appreciated. Refusing to pay for the work I did... Well, that's another thing altogether, which I will go into in the section about payment. Basically, while I don't believe in the concept of "earning respect," as I believe respect should be given immediately, that respect can be lost incredibly quickly.
Commission Progress: Artists will be able to send you a watermarked WIP before asking for payment. Writing cannot be watermarked, so I will refrain from asking for payment until your story is done. It's likely that I will ask questions about your characters, in an attempt to get to know them well enough. At the halfway point, I will send you a WIP paragraph, and again once it's finished. If you're ever wondering about the progress I've made, feel free to ask.
Multi-Part Stories: You may feel free to ask to have your story written in multiple parts. For these, I'll send you the part I've just finished, and then you must pay me in order for me to write the next. For comparison, imagine a house in Animal Crossing. You get your first room, then after you pay for that, Tom Nook can start working on an extension to your room. After that, you pay for the second room, and so on. If I go about it this way, I'll work on 1-2 parts per day.
Story Length: The amount you pay for is a minimum. I will usually try to stick close to the length you pay for, but I may go a bit more than that if I feel it's necessary. There's no extra cost for if I go over the price agreed upon.
Payment: Once it's finished, you will be asked to send me your PayPal email if you plan to use it. Your story will be released once you pay me, so if you can't pay but plan to, that's fine. However, if you flat-out refuse, I reserve the right to upload my hard work, but with your characters replaced with mine AND a mention of your username as a lesson. I'm sorry, but I am a firm believer in artists' rights, and if you skip out, I won't be afraid to call you out.
Belated Payments: As mentioned in the previous message, I completely understand if you can't pay but plan to. Sometimes life gets in the way, and as someone with such life problems sometimes, I completely understand. I will send a reminder once I feel the time is right, with the absolute minimum being three days unless requested.
Sales: There will be sales during April 13-20, July 1-7, September 1-7 (for my birthday), and December 20-31. There may also be unscheduled sales for certain circumstances such as illness, being short on money, and more. There are also personal circumstances where certain stories will be locked to a flat rate far below the normal price. I must request that you not tell anyone that you got this discount, otherwise, people may be clued in to what these circumstances are, and I'd like to keep it secret. Sometimes I may go beyond these circumstances, and for that, I'll reveal what led me to give the discount.
Freebies: If your story is short enough and has an idea I think is unique and interesting (keep in mind this won't count for stories you specifically choose to pander to me), I may not charge you at all if it's one I absolutely love. However, like the previous one, you may not spread the word that it was free, unless I specifically state that it was. I may also choose to hold contests on occasions such as achieving a certain watcher/follower count, and the winner will receive a $20-30 (1,000-1,500 word) story for free.
Posting Rights: When I finish your commission, you are free to post it to any social media or art sharing websites as long as you credit me. If you don't know my username on a specific website, feel free to ask! I will also ask if I may post yours to my own account, and will likely ask for your username.
My OC Rights: There is a chance I may create a character of my own for your story. However, since it's your commission, I will ask if you want the character for yourself. If you say yes, you will completely own the rights to this character, completely free of charge. As this is your OC now, you can make whatever changes you want. If you say no, then I will either claim the rights to them, or make them public domain. You will also be allowed to ask me to use any of my characters, as long as it's in a situation I feel they'd work in.
My Own Life: I want to try and give people what they want. Unfortunately, nothing's stopping me from feeding my unfortunate game addiction. If I don't finish your commission in a week, DM me and I'll try to get on it as soon as possible. Over two weeks, and I'll cut the price by an amount I choose. I get very guilty about this sort of thing.
Blacklisting: I will be keeping a public blacklist, so people know who not to take commissions from. You will be put onto the blacklist if you:
Keep requesting me to write something I refuse to
Ask me to write a story based on an illegal idea like loli/shota, zoophilia, or rape
Treat me like a piece of garbage who's only here to write for you and nothing else
Have three story ideas you refuse to pay for, leaving me to upload them as my own works without your characters (see "Payment" above)
Use slurs or derogatory language, or ask me to in my writing
Whitelist: I also will keep a public whitelist. These are people who will be able to commission me, even when they're closed, since they are particularly good about this sort of thing. To be put onto the whitelist, there are a few possible ways:
Change Policy: I reserve the right to alter any part of my TOS if necessary, for reasons that will be noted alongside the change. I'll have a journal listing the changes and blacklist.
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