During the school year, try to be on the lookout for strange substitute teachers that act overly posh and polite and keep students after class like all the time. Or just be aware of "friendly" "chaps" stalking the streets to use teacher-like authority to lure kids away. Or really just beware of teacher owls in general. I mean, not to be racist or anything. But some of them aren't just fat from a hefty salary, if y'know what I'm saying.

Bit of an alternate look for Mordecai. Originally it was gotten as a Halloween thing, but it could definitely be used other times.

Art by samael