No Butts About It by HazardDan (critique requested)

No Butts About It (critique requested)


23 May 2014 at 08:48:54 MDT

Alright, guys! This is something I've been working on all throughout the gift, as a one gift for :iconDadu79:. It's one of three gifts I have for him.

This is the "non-themed" gift. Well... it DOES have one theme- I'll let you figure it out by yourself.

A lot of the characters come from different properties- I DO like my variety. And a lot of them are characters that you... probably weren't expecting fanart of:

  • Coco Bandicoot, from Crash Bandicoot, is probably the most OBVIOUS choice, since I've mentioned how much I want to stick my dick in Coco my crush on her several times... yet have only drawn her twice... odd. So, more Coco goodness for you, and... yeah, her pose and expression isn't too different from her last drawing... only with added booty.

  • Wendy O. Koopa, from Super Mario Bros., is ALSO another obvious choice, considering how often I've been drawing her. Still, can you really blame me?Â

  • Scratte, from Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, a character who I think gets surprisingly FEW fanart. I mean, Dawn of the Dinosaurs only made a couple of bagillion dollars, you'd THINK somebody would have jumped on that boat sooner... but, not as often as I thought. Oh. And she thinks you took her acorn. :B

  • Scrafty, from Pokemon. While I've made it... blatantly obvious I'm a fan of the 'Mons, I haven't been very clear with my favorites (especially NOW that X/Y are out... thanks for that, OBAMA) but I DO love me some Scrafty. If I were working on my 100 Favorite Pokemon list, I can PROMISE you Scrafty would rank pretty high. But on the more 34th angle of things, I love female Scrafties... and that's about it.

  • Mitzi (featuring her son, Rudolph), from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie... because... I blame her voice. Nobody's done ANYTHING with Mitzi... so I CALL DIBS! Oh, she's wondering where Rudolph is, and Rudolph's nose is glowing... I'm not sure why.

  • Marina from The Pebble and the Penguin. Bet NOBODY expected THIS. Or maybe you have. Don't really care, but I actually DID watch the movie and it was pretty good!

... okay, I'm kidding- it was a MESS- but it was an enjoyable mess- it has the same level of cheesy charm and hammy villany that the aforementioned Rudolph has- ESPECIALLY more of the ham. Then again it is only Tim FREAKING Curry, who I don't think has an "indoor voice" setting! Now all we need is a cheesy Christmas movie starring seals, with Christopher Walken playing some evil moustache-twirling killer whale, and we'll have ourselves a trinity of Christmas ham and cheese so plentiful, we can open our own deli!

YES. That was a LOOOOONG way for a joke... don't care! Just fap enjoy away!

Coco Bandicoot © Activision
Wendy O. Koopa © Nintendo
Scratte © Blue Sky Studios
Scrafty © Game Freak
Mitzi and Rudolph © I have no f*cking idea
Marina © Warner Bros.
Artwork © HazardDan


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    oh my, so many geat characters to look at in this peice