Phenomenal VICTORY! What did I tell you? Hah, I didn’t have any ulterior motives like leveling up or anything! No siree~. You two look gorgeous.! Organic pleather suits you, Sierra! And Riley – Oooooh, honey, where do I start with YOU? No wonder you have an affinity for cervines! Now, lemme just resolidify for ya and we can hit downtown. I arranged another gift for ya in the form of all-expense-paid box tickets to today’s baseball game. Black Sox vs. Mockingbirds in a cross state grudge match that should rock the stands. Come, come! We mustn’t tarry ‘ere! The game’s in an hour, sure – but with Riley’s indecision when it comes to attire, we’ll have a maximum of ten minutes. Expedite!

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