Quit being WIMPS, you two! Excuse me if my modus operandi’s a tad too glutinous for ya, but it’s my predilection! Trust me, you’ll like what comes of this! I’ll cater to both of your deepest desires. Just… Hold… STILL! Stop protesting, Riley! Lordy, there's no need to affirm who wears the pants in our relationship.

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