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Hey guys! I pretend to be a Pokemon on the internet! I also enjoy hanging out with Charlie Sheen, banging 7 gram rocks. I'm super friendly, funny, random and weird, so say hi! :D

I'm far too random/complex to completely understand, and it would take far more than a simple profile to describe me. But suffice to say, I'm one of the most intriguing, kindhearted, flirty, and open-minded people you will ever know. I welcome new friends, and love chatting, as long as you're capable of decent spelling and punctuation. Give me a shout, if you think you can handle me. ^_~

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Get to know me meme? I guess? :D

on 23 January 2014 at 01:27:33 MST

What's your real name?
Not comfortable divulging that information.

How tall are you?
6'2''

What's your natural hair color?
Brown.

What's your eye color?
Green.

What's your orientation?
Pansexual. And no, that's not the same as bi.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
As of this writing, single.

What do you do in your spare time?
Video games, Twitter, YouTube... basically being a nerd and doing nerdy things. Also being MAD furry.

What's your job or occupation?
As of this writing, I'm unemployed.

What do you like about yourself?
I'm open, honest, respectful and non-judgmental. I'm also a certified cuddling champion. :D

What do you dislike about yourself?
I have a tendency to procrastinate, my patience could be better, and I'm overweight.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I hope they notice my calming nature and immediately feel comfortable around me. People say I give off that kind of vibe. :3

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Ya know, I don't even know any more. I feel like a god does exist but I have no idea who/what he/she is.

Do you drink?
Yep! I quite enjoy it!

Do you smoke?
I use an ecig, but that's it.

What are your major fears?
Being abandoned in a place I don't know with nobody I know to ask for help. I also despise any spider larger than a dime in circumference.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To be happy.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Many crushes, and 2 exes.

Who's your best buddy?
Currently, ChewPeke, spyn, Achiga and MattyTheFlareon, but there are several more people who I adore that I couldn't possibly fit here. <3

What's your favorite dish?
Mizithra with browned butter pasta.

What's your favorite drink?
I don't really think I have one.

What's your favorite color?
Purple. :D

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Flight.

What's your favorite movie?
The Lion King.

What's your least favorite food?
Anything containing fruits or vegetables.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I don't own a car. I would really like to drive any car!

What is your most disliked bug?
SPIDERS.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
People who are unable to grasp or willfully use improper grammar. Come on guys, it makes you sound 12. Also people who don't know the difference between your and you're.

What do you dislike in life?
Stupid people, people who are assholes for no reason, and people who enable or, worse yet, encourage that kind of behavior.

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    What's a magnificent espeon doing in a lovely place like this? :D

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      Same thing I do in every place I go: Fuck bitches and get scritches. :D

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    Hi there! :D

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    Thanks for the +Follow! ^_^