At the peak of your journey, You look down upon the winding path, silently pleased the ordeal has ended. You ask for wisdom, "What is control, dear monk?" He reaches into his pocket and bestows this upon you. "I've no idea how I got here." the canine says.
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A joke that spurned during a conversation with R0x. I don't know how these things happen.
Art by NuclearSage