[this profile previously appeared under the title 'Extraordinary Rendition: Reviewing "A Heuristic Approach To Involuntary Anthropophagy", The New York Review of Books, June 2013, pp 127-129.
no actually it was a journal post ha ha burp]
How tall are you?
bigger than what i eat
What's your natural hair color?
black as an indifferent and hungry universe
What's your eye color?
gold as the consuming light of unwelcome truth
What's your orientation?
i am standing entirely upright
What do you do in your spare time?
speak in riddles apparently
What's your job or occupation?
defying entropy - oh and like - normally jackals just do the soul weighing and there is a monster to eat the souls that dont pass - but you know downsizing - i am covering both jobs now - (urp)
What do you like about yourself?
i am a monstrous oversexed near-deity, fur as black as the reaches between the furthest stars, tits as big as the planets orbiting them - also i am very considerate of others and rarely eat them while they are awake
What do you dislike about yourself?
a lack of ego
What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
my warm and giving nature in not eating them - or else the monstrous norks
What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
no i believe nothing at all, i am entirely bereft of opinions as anyone can tell you - no wait - life has no intrinsic meaning and we are all ultimately doomed - well YOU are anyway, la la la
Do you drink?
yes and ironically enough i am kind of a lightweight n.n
Do you smoke?
no but i totally respect the right of others to combust
What are your major fears?
war, famine - goodness does my dept get busy - also poorly made chairs - weak brassieres
Do you have any dreams or goals?
yes and they are uniformly unspeakable - especially the one where everyone lives together in peace and happiness, that one is so gay - for better dreams refer to my artwork
Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
yes and i have also crushed exes
Who are your best buddy/buddies?
not gonna hurt feelings by leaving anyone out on accident - they know who they are - also i use marshall amps exclusively
What's your favorite dish?
i am wearing a bib with your picture on it
What's your favorite drink?
i know you think its some soul juice thing but lately i am pounding through the Sidecars ^.^
What's your favorite color?
if you look at my work you see i like all colors - except R113 G114 B70 - man that one bugs the hell out of me
If you had a super power, what would it be?
what do you mean 'if'
What's your favorite movie?
dont know but i consider "There Will Be Blood" an aspirational film
What's your least favorite food?
well i have to confess after a few days of devouring civilizations i really cannot look at that last piece of pizza without feeling sick
What's the last meal you want before you die?
whatever you are eating at the time
What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
i drive the masses before me with my incessant chatter and sun-blotting silhouette
What is your most disliked bug?
20 IF X=jaql THEN GOTO 10
What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
well i cant stand it when people dislike jackals eating their home - thats probably the peeve i dislike most
What do you dislike in life?
the raisins - because like life cereal ha ha - no seriously - i dont know - ignorance thoughtlessness lack of empathy - fix those and hope for the best - what a downer to end on, who writes these things? - i also dislike being kicked out of the embassy before all the ferrero rocher is eaten - if you know what i mean and i think you do
i havent been interested in artwork - when i think about drawing i kind of cringe and when i look at my work i am unimpressed - i feel like i have reached the limit of my ability and i dont know where to go with my artwork - i dont know if i have anything more to say with it