At work in 2012, my company was pushing their annoying catchphrase of “ESP” (eye contact, speak, be present) to push customer service. They had a company-wide contest to see who could make the catchiest poster to remind employees to do that. This was my entry.
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I certainly did not win the contest, but my store manager still ahs this hanging in his office. I really should have added a renegade option of “punch customer” or something on the “speak” panel, though.