Or accursed skill. Ancient spirits of debutant past, encasing feet in the heel hell of eternally walking downhill. Breaking of orthopedic form and the addicting wobbling allure, making these tiptoe clodhoppers the only shoes for you. Forever.
"Tales from the Shoe Store"
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Gotta find some high heels big enough to cram those feet into!