Because he's a GIRL!

XIV. THE LAWNMOWER

A card signifying control over one's environment, satisfaction with a job well done, and the fact that it's a Saturday afternoon, the best time to mow anything. However, inverted, we see the horrifying inner workings of the device, clogged with rotting vegetation, a signifier of frustration, bureaucracy and potential injury. Remember the maxim put forth by The Profit lo these many years ago on the subject of expectations: "If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarries then he should
not accept of the Earth that which he refuses to give of himself. Such a man would expect a pear of a peach tree. Such a man would expect a stone to lay an egg. Such a man would expect Sears to assemble a lawnmower."

Ace of Beers: Aces always indicate beginnings. And what better way to start the day than with a nice cold one? Pull it out of the fridge and pop it open. Way to go, Ace! Your adventure is just beginning!

Nine of Beers: This is known as the "wish" card. As in you wish you had another beer.

King of Beers: For all you do, there's no one else who does it quite the way you do! So here's to you! You know the King of Beers is coming through!