See the movie that shocked a nation! Video Nasties, you won't believe your eyes as to what this creature is capable of. Video Nasties! Do you think I talk to much, well screw you. It's paramount (or paragon) that this video trailer has magnitude. Video Nasties...

I love your VHS covers! It's like reaching your hand deep into the dumpster behind an abandoned, boarded-up Blockbuster and pulling out gold.

"Coming soon to your own Video Store, the Wicked Little Fiend is going to make your day better. He'll transformed all of the petty human ladies into smoking hot furry females that all of you can suffered the wonderful orgy of the madness from it! Rent now, or it will be removed from the rental shelves by the angry mobs. Get it while it lasts! Welcome to the age of the video nasties!"