Two dragons lose their mother to an incurable disease. With the power of "bbfbing", they use taboo knowledge to resurrect her. The process fails, and as a toll for using this type of bbfbing, the younger dragon Poof loses her back left leg while the older dragon, Wug, loses his entire body. To save her boyfriend, Poof sacrifices her front right arm and is able to affix her boyfriend's soul to a suit of armor. With the help of a fellow bitch, Poof receives metal limbs - "automail" - to replace her lost ones. With that, Poof vows to search for the Suspiciously Phallic Plot Device to return the couple to their original bodies, even if it means becoming a "Massive Faggot", one who uses his/her bbfbing for gay acts.

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