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Matt / Male / Ann Arbor

Golem II: The Bionic Vapour Boy
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No longer staff

Hey dudes, Just wanted to mention I'm no longer staff here. I left with the highest regard for all the staff here. Hopefully this will free me up to start being active in other facets of the site. Woo!

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Egg

Egg https://www.weasyl.com/submission/214089/another-dumb-infomercial-product Egg

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Backsetball

I'm back from basketball. Turns out I like doing this job more than that other one, and that says a lot because writing about my favorite sport was fun as he"k. However, with my limited free time and the amount of people important to me here, Weasyl seems like a better expenditure of my time. Hope…

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Basketball

Hey dudes. Not been super active here in the last few months mainly due trying to get involved in some other projects. Specifically, I've been trying my hand at basketball writing. It's a pretty saturated area, and there's not a lot of space for people with as little experience as I have. BUT the c…

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New Leaf

I can't stop playing Animal Crossing. It's 3AM, and the only thing I can really do is talk to the one villager I want to get rid of. This is counterproductive.

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I Guess It's My Turn

I mean, why not? What's your real name? Matt How tall are you? 6'0" What's your natural hair color? Darker Blonde? Depends how much I'm outside. What's your eye color? Blue What's your orientation? Whatever Are you single, taken or undecided? Single What do you do in your spare time? Watch basketba…

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There Are Two Microwaves in My Life

One of which requires you to enter in the desired cooking time and press start. The other cooks for the number of minutes of the button you first press (One minute for pressing 1, two minutes for pressing 2, etc.) I can never remember which microwave is which, and that is often frustrating. But at…

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Yeah I think I'm doing this right

The tab button works; let's try something else [I]Um[/I] I probably shouldn't tag this journal as HOLY FUCKING SHIT like I intended. Those tags are reserved for things broadly unrelated to this.