Well... I could always make you eat cowtatos whole, then you'll feel alive inside, right?

...right?

I am an imaginary person on the internet. I cannot give you a hug or sit quietly and listen to you talk about your problem or generally give you the reassurance that you are alive and your life affects those around you. I can hope that you have had a similarly positive effect on those around you that you and your art have had on me. So go and find a flesh bag you like, sit down, and enjoy the company.
Also: tacos. Nom nom tacos.

Well we can try one of three things.

Hook you up to some electrodes in my laboratory atop the mountains in my castle and wait till lightning strikes. Thus bringing you back to life.
Or you can draw some cute bee goat pin ups.
or draw general cute sexy stuff?

Check this out. http://therealsavageshark.tumblr.com/post/131201366775/srsfunny-know-your-shower
A cold shower can help you out. Seriously. It helps

I hate it when that happens. This can be caused by purely physical things like sleep deficit or backwards sleep cycle, inflammatory foods, allergies, TV show binges, constant sitting, and so on, especially in combination. Sometimes people focus on a problem mentally when the cause is actually something physical like bad diet. I second the suggestion of cold showers, it helps your body to regulate your happiness chemicals, also hot salsa if your body tolerates it well, or anything physically unpleasant but harmless, like drinking pure coffee.