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My fursona meme by stokerbramwell

(I was tagged. All of these questions are answered in character as Stoker at his most vampiric and flirtatious. Enjoy!)

  1. What is your name?
    Stoker Batsworth Bramwell.

  2. Do you know why you were named that?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bram_stoker

  3. Single or taken?
    I am my own man.

  4. Have any abilities or powers?
    Mostly related to hypnosis, deception, and slipping away when I wish to. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

  5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
    I have my weaknesses! Just not necessarily what you'd think.

  6. What's your eye color?
    Red irises, yellow-tinged sclera.

  7. How about hair color?
    Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch (though, mind you, I've known some very nice witches in my time).

  8. Have you any family members?
    Living, dead, or otherwise?

  9. Oh? How about pets?
    Of the four-legged variety? Not many. I've had a few collared of the two-legged kind though. grin

  10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
    Pants. This captivating chiropteran carnality cannot be confined by your crotch-containing contraptions!

  11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
    Pondering, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore. I also enjoy webcomics.

  12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
    slightly wistful, regretful look Who hasn't?

  13. Ever… killed anyone before?
    YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING...I mean, uh. No. Of course not. Why would you even ask such a thing? Ha...haha...ha...

  14. What kind of animal are you?
    If you honestly can't figure this one out, then there's no hope for you.

  15. Name your worst habits.
    Well, I don't think this is a bad habit, per se, but SOME people tell me that I have a tendency to, how do they put it? Oh yes, "callously flout the commonly accepted standards of propriety and laws of decency in society." Honestly, they're just being prudes.

  16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
    I am a bat. Everyone looks up to me because I am over their heads.

  17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
    I am a ladies' man. And occasionally a gentlemen's man. Other genders are welcome too. I like to keep my options open.

  18. Do you go to school?
    Not for a long, long time.

  19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
    I've thought about both, many times. I have been married before, and would definitely marry again. I remain uncertain about having children...

  20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
    And why wouldn't I? glamorous hair toss

  21. What are you most afraid of?
    Death and life are both frightening in equal degrees. That's why I chose the third option. sips suspiciously red liquid

  22. What do you usually wear?
    Formal attire above the waist, no attire below it.

  23. What's one food that tempts you?
    I eat shades of red. winks and sips again

  24. Am I annoying you?
    You're still here, aren't you?

  25. Well, it's still not over!
    No hurry. I have all the time in the world. And then some.

  26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
    Classism? How bourgeois.

  27. How many friends do you have?
    We have nine hundred and ninety-nine happy haunts here, but there's room for a thousand...

  28. What are your thoughts on pie?
    I can always go for a nice cherry pie. wink

  29. Favorite drink?
    slow, wicked smirk, followed by a silent sip from his glass

  30. What's your favorite place?
    Any place nice and dark with low, atmospheric lighting and cozy company.

  31. Are you interested in anyone~?
    A few people. They all know who they are.

  32. That was a stupid question.
    Not at all. In fact I get asked that a lot. hair toss again

  33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
    I tend to avoid running water.

  34. What's your type?
    O negative, but really, they're all quite delicious in their own ways.

  35. Any fetishes?
    Oh, a few. Look deeply into my eyes if you'd like to learn more...

  36. Seme or uke?
    Seme all the way.

  37. Camping or indoors?
    wrinkles nose There won't be sunlight, will there?

  38. Tag People!
    No. Now, why don't you have a seat? The night is young, after all. By the way, those pants look AWFULLY uncomfortable...may I offer some assistance...?

My fursona meme

stokerbramwell

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    Never gonna stop, give it up
    Such a dirty mind, always get it up
    For the touch of the other* kind
    Mah-mah-mah my my my aye aye woo!

    Mah mah mah My Fursona!
    Mah mah mah My Fursona!

    *(I know it's not 'other'!)
    **(Also I could not help myself sorry!)

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      ...I ought to have you sing Weird Al's version of that for a solid week straight, just for that!

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        OMG no no no no I'll be good I promise! Mmngh!

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    Batsworth.

    (I laughed at your answer for 26, but mostly at Batsworth.)

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      I, too, was hung up on Batsworth.

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      I'm surprised I never mentioned Stoker's middle name to you before! It's been part of his character since the beginning. (And I'm glad somebody besides me found the answer to number 26 amusing.)

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    The answer for number ten has me cackling like a loon for a good minute. Bravo, good bat, bravo! :)

    By the way, good to see you're doing well! Haven't seen or heard from you in a while, I just realized. I hope life is treating you well.

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      It was probably the one which took me the longest to write, I'll admit it. X)

      And yeah, I've been absent for a while. I've been better, but I've been a whole LOT worse. And I figured stepping away from some things was a good idea for me.

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        Understandable, I've been going through a bit of a 'worse' period the last few weeks myself. I hope things are working out for you in your favor though. And hope to see more of you, I miss your witty repartee. <3

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          I'm really sorry to hear that you've been going through it. I hope things look up for you soon too.

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    I am in love with this
    Though I would tend to argue that by choosing the option of immortal undeath, you are having the pain, and pleasures, of both worlds~ :P

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      Also time to do this for ryuukin~

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      Oh, I'm sure if Stoker were being honest he would agree. But I think he was just trying to be flippant about it....either that or make himself sound deeper than he really is. The real reason he chose to become a vampire is because he loves vampires and is a BIG NERD about them.

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    HA! I really enjoyed your answer to #10.

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      Cooley, your kind kudos kindles contented comfort to keep close within the confines of the cockles of my heart!

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        <3 Bladewinds got a new attraction.

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          Seeing as Bladewing is quite the lovely lady herself, I am charmed! <3

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    This is the most beautifully in character thing I've read in my life.

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    "Batsworth" is so... butler.

    "Excuse me, sah" "Yes, Batsworth?" "I'm afraid there is a commotion in the front yahd. Some young ruffians, I believe." "I see. You know what to do, Batsworth." "Yes sah." SCREE SCREE SCREE (children flee)

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      It was kind of what I was going for! An embarrassingly upper-class name without any genuine grace or dignity. Something which he would probably not usually reveal.

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    I loved every bit of this xD

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    slips behind Mr. Stoker Batsworth Bramwell and takes a nice bite, sipping his blood >;3 I told you I'd be back for more! >:D Now if I could only figure out what that suspicious liquid was that you drink. If I had to take a guess, I'd either say it's eternal elixer, but I'm going to go with blood. Seeing as you do look like a vampire. :D

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      Mmf! Careful, now, I bite back. ;) And it sounds to me like you're on the right track there. ;)

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    He seems like a riot! A character I'd love to RP with.