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It's my dumb birthday today! by RushEloc

I demand that you congratulate me on surviving another year with my horrifying diet of chocolate and salt.

It's my dumb birthday today!

RushEloc

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    Rashkah

    congratulations on being a step closer to death, good sir

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      RushEloc

      I'm working my way there!

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    ArcusV

    Only if you share your chocolate and salt.

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    Gerrark

    Congratulations on surviving another year with my horrifying diet of chocolate and salt!

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      RushEloc

      You have such good taste!

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    Tamerkoh

    Enjoy another year of living!

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    stavner

    Happy birthday!

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    Exindiv

    Merry Christmas!

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      RushEloc

      You're thinking of Jesus!

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        Exindiv

        But you can turn water into whine, too....

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    Kipper0308

    Birthday dress time!

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      RushEloc

      OH NOOOOO

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        Kipper0308

        Make it snappy Rush! I demand to see this in my inbox by the end of the week.
        Otherwise we'll get the tray of dildos involved.

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    stokerbramwell

    Happy birthday! Here is a gift-wrapped package that in no way, shape, form, or fashion contains a set of cartoonish mechanical arms ending in hands with big white gloves on them which will shove you into a dress and force makeup on your face and make you look exactly like a girl against your will.

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      RushEloc

      Man, what a thoughtful gift! I love boxes that don't do that! Thanks!

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    Swatcher

    OH SHIT HAPPY BELATED