I drove all over the damn town today and made like five different stops before I realized my wallet was not in my pocket
so I retraced my steps and went back to every place I'd been, even knocked on strangers' doors all "yo I parked my car here like an hour ago, did you see a blue wallet on the sidewalk by your house?" no dice
so I called my mom and asked her to stop by my house, see if maybe I'd forgotten it, she checks, nope, it's not in the house
so I went to the bank and had them cancel my debit card and they were like "ok, but you can't claim the new one until you've got a photo ID"
so I went to the DMV to get a new license, waited for like half an hour with 50000 other people until they announced "hey sorry everyone our printer's broken we can't make any ID cards lol"
so I went to the police station and reported my wallet as lost and they were like "whatevs"
then I started driving home and my landlady calls, "did you lose your wallet? somebody left a wallet by your door"
so LUCKILY my wallet is not lost and I can just go pick up the new bank card next week whatever
the BAD NEWS is I did not get a goddamn thing done otherwise
how the fuck did my wallet end up in the parking lot? did it leap out of my pocket? ?????????
e: also there is a pretty good chance that my mom saw a personal item of a naughty nature lying around while she was checking in the house
I mean, not like it actually matters, but that would just be the icing on the cake fff
Oh geez, I'm sorry that happened, but at least you found it.
Something similar recently happened to me as well, except with my car. I parked it in downtown Savannah, wrote down where I parked it, it disappeared, reported it stolen and went back up to Michigan. A week later, it reappeared a few blocks away from where I lost it, completely fine. Nobody knows how it got there.
Noooot exactly your definition of a trip eh? Jeeze i am kinda curious myself how it ended up in the parking lot. Perhapse it was atop your car for some reason? Couldnt say. Despite the problem solving itself atleast its safe and sound.
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