What's my name?
JJW Luscher, and that's far enough for you (unless we make introduction, my good man/lady).

How tall might I be?
6'0"

And my natural hair colour?
Ash blonde.

What's my eye colour?
Blue.

What is my sexual orientation?
Demisexual, it seems. I used to say "pan-romantic, asexual".

My relationship status?
Single, and most likely to be for a long while.

My thrilling hobbies and time-wasters?
Making and painting miniatures in all scales, doodling (and then not showing people), playing tabletop games (boardgames, pen & paper, etc), reading old fiction, world-building and writing short stories (that get lost in heaps of paper scrap).

My current occupation?
Customer service.

What do I like about myself?
That I'm just about always happy and never bored, and if either tries to happen, I can beat it away. That others find me hard to read in person, because I prefer to be autonomous in most situations.

What do I dislike about myself?
That often I slip into the grounds of apathy, and have fixation issues (more like, "ooo, shiny!" syndrome). And that can blame for a lot of unfinished illustrations of mine. Also, the fact that my constant sunshine-yellow attitude is caused by a hedonistic lifestyle, that itself was a byproduct of the healing process from psychological trauma when I was younger. But fuck that, it's beautiful outside!

What have friends most often first glean from meeting me?
I've been told that I seem like the neat sort of dude to approach. That I look intelligent and chummy.

My religion?
I've been baptized, and piggy-backed into several other religions when I was little (because they would take me to lunch afterward (I'm a wretch)), but it all became so artificial, so I left it behind. But personally, I believe whatever's out there is going to be its own level of alien and unimaginably bizarre. So I'm not terribly interested in finding out, no. But after growing up in old-growth forest, I gotta say those druuds were on to something.

Any vices of mine?
I enjoy aged single malt scotch or navy rum, and drink it with all the class of a coffee cup with a bad pun written on it. As for drugs, well, I've tried a number, and overall I find sleep deprivation is a lot more fun (and free). I haven't tried smoking tobacco, and I never shall. Second hand smoke is already too much.

My greater fears?
Seeing another in-family suicide.

Who's my bestest buddy?
My fellow nord in crime, Evan, who none of you know (internet seal of approval).

The obligatory favorite comestibles question.
Caught somewhere between cous-cous dumped into mushroom soup with marinated porc chops on the side, or my grandmother's Ukrainian Christmas dinner. Drinks-wise, it's either fresh-squeezed lemonade/limeade/grapefruit juice or honey bush tisane with amarula. AND EGG NOG.

Followed by the favorite colours question.
Err... orange! muted purple! forest green!

What would my superhero power preferably be?
Shape shifting (in which proper mental functioning and memory remains)! Being somebody for a while, or something else entirely just seems so fun. Especially if it's a dinosaur, or an alien, or, or...

What could you probably not pay me to draw, if asked?
Coprafilia is probably the only subject. But I might anyway 'cause I'm a tosser like that.

Any disliked creatures?
NOPE! (Except maybe ex-roommates, ha...)

Any pet-peeves others might want to know?
Despite being a paragon of relaxation, I (and you) cannot fathom just how neurotic I get when people start playing with my Lego, or touch my miniatures, or anything I dared to draw upon with a pencil. It's an ingrained-since-childhood thing.

Ooo, oo! My favorite movies and games? (cause there isn't that as profile info here)
Okay, a deep breath, and: Akira, Alien, Aliens, Bed Knobs and Broomsticks, Bladerunner, Das Boot, District 9, Gedo Senki, Gojira, Mononoke Hime, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Outland, Solyaris, The Thing. These are my favorite things! And, video games: Alien Versus Predator Gold, Dino Crisis, Dragon Warrior, Exile (c64 version), Homeworld, Marathon 1 - ∞, Mass Effect, Metroid, System Shock 1 & 2, The Elderscrolls 2: Daggerfal, Wasteland, X-COM: UFO Defense. Caff, wheeze...

Anything else anyone wants to know?