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jumping on the bandwagon - get to know me meme :D by BarkerlooAndCity
everyone else is doing this too so fuck it eyyy
What's your real name?
Jess Golden UwU
How tall are you?
5' 4", quite diddy :>
What's your natural hair color?
dark brown, boringgg
What's your eye color?
hazel :3
What's your orientation?
initially straight, but reckon im a bit bi-curious c,:
Are you single, taken or undecided?
very much single :I got my eye on a couple of people tho ^.^
What do you do in your spare time?
i eat a LOT of junk and watch south park and play videogames n stuff
What's your job or occupation?
currently unemployed, used to have a job making 3D lettering and signs for shop fronts 0:
What do you like about yourself?
i like being a wee bit chubby, and idk people say ive got a nice arse - and British accent :D
What do you dislike about yourself?
pretty much everything that i didnt mention - i have such small tits tho -.-
What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
im a boring fucker so i dont even know
What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
PRAISE BE TO MY ALMIGHTY GOD RONALD MC DONALD
Do you drink?
fucking hate alcohol, never gonna touch a drop, makes parents lame and ex partners lamer
Do you smoke?
naahh, did a legal high like twice tho, oohh so hardcoree
What are your major fears?
spiders, death, 5 missed calls from Mother, losing someone that i love :c
Do you have any dreams or goals?
find a partner that'll love me unconditionally, move out with them, maybe have a lil family and be happy together forever
//cries forever cos since when does that sort of thing happen to people like me
Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
quite a lot of crushes, and three ex's, only one of which i even have an ounce of respect for and thats the middle one.
Who's your best buddy?
i hate to say i have best friends because people get so FUCKING STUCK UP AND BITCHY ABOUT IT but i would have to say Ikideru the german shepherd and Damian the husky, my gay best fwieeends from Bracknell :33
What's your favorite dish?
spaghetti and fray bentos meatballs in a tin :> im not specific am i
What's your favorite drink?
dr pepper <3333
What's your favorite color?
orange, and royal blue UwU
If you had a super power, what would it be?
id like invisibility so i could sneak into sweet stores with the open shelves and just eat stuff without being noticed
also making vore real would be freakin sweeet
What's your favorite movie?
disney's BOLT, and mr bean's holiday ^.^
What's your least favorite food?
broccoli xP
What's the last meal you want before you die?
a huge platter of mcdonalds mcnuggets, cheeseburgers and chicken selects, with kfc fillets and their chicken gravy, and popcorn chicken, with another side of what my favourite dish was (spaghetti and fray bentos meatballs) and like five pot noodles of chili beef and tomato and beef, fuckin hell that would be amazing lets do that every day not just the last one!!
What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
buses and public transport cos im a poor fuck
What is your most disliked bug?
FUCKING SPIDERS CAN GO SUCK A FUCK
What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
people who dont actually take my eating disorders seriously (like yea i am a fat fur and i like the whole eating a lot thing but did anyone stop to think that might be not only a fetish, but also making the best out of a bad situation??hello seriously?)
and my cat biting me when im just petting him nicely like what the fuck cat i trusted you
What do you dislike in life?
jerky ex boyfriends, unemployment, and POPUFURS
jumping on the bandwagon - get to know me meme :D
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vomits all over the place im sorry, you used the word twice and it got me a little ill e~e*
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WE'RE THE SAME HEIGHT WOO
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Also i am so doing this at some point :I
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A Popufur is?
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abbreviated from "popular fur" - http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Popufur
"It is sometimes used in a negative or derogatory connotation, in which case a "popufur" is implied to be one who is rich, famous, adored and/or otherwise notable in the fandom (often successful solely because of the fandom), but acts superior or indifferent to other members of the fandom (including their fans), sometimes even dismissive or derisive of the fandom as a whole."
the bit in bold is why people hate them. smug bastards thinking theyre better than everyone else because they had enough riches to fork out on a fursuit that turned them into the big headed shits that they are :I
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Not every popular Furry is an asshole though, i have spoken too a good few and only one or two have acted as stated above. any that do act that way i would love to watch be slowly tortured though same as most anything else i dislike xD
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oh yes of course, there are some that dont conform to the stereotype, Ari is one of them ^.^ and the ones that talk to their fans and keep their dignity, dont mind those, but the vast majority ive come across have been like that - i was even friends with someone once who doesnt even talk to me anymore, because hes now popular thanks to his fursuit, and only talks to other fullsuiters and his exclusive "popular friends" - he hasnt tried speaking to me in forever and i am forgotten by him now because the fame went to his head >__<
another one bites the dust-
Then we all must be carefull not to follow the same route Lucky for me i am a poor as motherfucker who couldn't afford a fursuit even if i saved for 10000 years xD
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ew popufurs piss me the fuck off
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You know what's worse than popufurs? The WORD "popufur." XD