WHATEVER THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT.

What's your real name?
Nobody knows. Perhaps not even I.

How tall are you?
6'

What's your natural hair color?
Brown

What's your eye color?
Hazel

What's your orientation?
Gay

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Been with for almost 5 years now.

What do you do in your spare time?
Draw, watch cartoons, play computer games, cook.

What's your job or occupation?
Drawing teacher at a community college.

What do you like about yourself?
Nothing I'm awful.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I'M AWFUL.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I don't know. I bet it was my nose.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Atheist

Do you drink?
Only with friends. Very rarely.

Do you smoke?
I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.

What are your major fears?
Failure. I have a few phobias but I think it's a bad idea to list things like that where anybody can find them.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I want to make a really awesome comic, or multiple awesome comics. Something I can leave behind. A contribution to humanity.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Those are two completely different things but yes I have had both. I still get crushes, not gonna lie. I love my boyfriend more than I could ever love anyone else, though. Crushes are fun but I wouldn't want to be with anyone else ever.

Who's your best buddy?
and I have had some good times. I don't have many friends in real life. I'm very much a loner.

What's your favorite dish?
Pizza. I eat it all the time. Sometimes several times a week.

What's your favorite drink?
I guess I drink a lot of iced black tea. I really love coffee but I can't drink it as much as I used to because of my digestive issues.

What's your favorite color?
Green, especially like an olive green.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Time control, so I could get more done.

What's your favorite movie?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

What's your least favorite food?
I really don't like meatloaf. Or cabbage rolls. I'm just not a fan of ground beef in general.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Like a super-gourmet pizza. A $100 pizza. With truffles and quail eggs and shit. The final pizza. The Best Pizza.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a silver 2007 Ford Focus. I used to have a very nice Honda Accord and I would like to have another one day.

What is your most disliked bug?
Centipedes. Fuck them.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
People who try to hog a conversation. There's nothing worse than having someone who just wants to talk at you and doesn't give a shit about what you have to say. That's not how dialogue's supposed to go down.

What do you dislike in life?
Awkwardness, embarrassment, failure.