What's your real name?
Depending on who you ask, Dirk or Vladimir.
How tall are you?
What's your natural hair color?
Dark, ashy blond.
What's your eye color?
What's your orientation?
Pansexual with a slight bias towards boobs, last time I checked.
Are you single, taken or undecided?
Single, not exactly looking.
What do you do in your spare time?
Draw, internet bullshit (Twitter et al), make shitty soundcloud jokes.
What's your job or occupation?
Full-time unemployed as fuck.
What do you like about yourself?
Not taking people's shit, going my own way with things, making people smile~
What do you dislike about yourself?
Sometimes I'm a little -too- unpleasant. Also indecisiveness, on occasion.
What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
Personality, most likely.
What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Atheist by technicality I guess, if 'there's probably no god, not that the question actually matters anyway' counts as atheism.
Do you drink?
Do you smoke?
What are your major fears?
Living a dull and uninteresting life, being backstabbed by the people I trust the most.
Do you have any dreams or goals?
Get to live closer to friends, make myself and them happy one way or another.
Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Three exes (one I'm still friendly with, one I lost contact with and another who was batshit insane), the occasional crush. Overall though, I'm more one to get approached than approach others in that respect.
Who's your best buddy?
Gaaaaah. Too many people to choose from :C
What's your favorite dish?
What's your favorite drink?
What's your favorite color?
Tie between fuchsia and NEON MOTHERFUCKING CHARTREUSE.
If you had a super power, what would it be?
I haven't a goddamn clue.
What's your favorite movie?
Bee Movie The Room Honestly, I don't even know at this point. No time to watch movies~
What's your least favorite food?
Brussels sprouts, bacon, mayonnaise.
What's the last meal you want before you die?
Bitch, whatever it is, you better go all out with that shit. If it's gonig to be my last, better make it count. :V
What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
Don't have a car yet, still working on the whole driving licence thing. As for what I'd want to drive, frankly I don't even care as long as it gets me there in time and in relative comfort without breaking down on my ass.
What is your most disliked bug?
Most of them. :I
What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
People who ignore blatantly obvious problems to avoid offending people, people who discriminate on basis of things that can't be changed from outside/at all, people stuck in their own little worlds.
What do you dislike in life?
Living so ridiculously far away from the people I care about, having to be part of a system that forces you to work your ass off in order to stay alive for no apparent reason, the way how it's almost always the most rotten assholes who end up being in charge of things.