February 11, 2014 at 22:03:41 UTC
Don't call him that. Only one person gets to call him that and you're not that person.
I wonder what somebody bribed him with to wear this.
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Shadderstag on February 11, 2014 at 22:04:56 UTC
They bribed him with a year's worth of the fruitiest cheap wine they could find.
SpartaDog on February 11, 2014 at 22:11:35 UTC
In one sitting.
Shadderstag on February 11, 2014 at 22:12:50 UTC
Oh my god no he's such a lightweight that would kill him.
SpartaDog on February 11, 2014 at 22:24:34 UTC
....Babe I'm like 82% sure that would kill any human being
Shadderstag on February 11, 2014 at 22:44:19 UTC
That 18% margin makes me laugh more than it should
SpartaDog on February 11, 2014 at 23:19:14 UTC
Well hey I don't wanna sound too confident lol
Shadderstag on February 11, 2014 at 23:23:42 UTC
Speedsters are technically human, sooooo in that respect they make up at least a .0000000025% of the population, and I don't think they can even get drunk, let alone get alcohol poisoning
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Shadderstag
They bribed him with a year's worth of the fruitiest cheap wine they could find.