I shall forgo violence if only to ask where that outfit was tailored and where that muffin was baked, since they look respectively rather smart and rather tasty .
Any merchant who would sell to this cretin surely specializes in stupid things! The coat is probably made out of plastic or candy. As for the muffin, I fear it is not long for this world.
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Now THAT is a classy hat! I'm envious...