Long ago and far away, I knew a squirrely-girly named Haley Logan, sister of Hatch Logan. Haley was a squirrel's squirrel; chipper, energetic and cute. The one area where she deviated from the squirrel norm was that Haley was as ...fluffy...in front, as she was in the back. A flying-squirrel she will never be, aside from the short period between spring-board and pool-surface.
Just recently, as a result of her housemate being a regular in my streams, Haley's become something of a semi-regular in the chat there as well, although regularly interrupted on the Saturday showing by the fact she has to DJ her show on SecondLife at the H-Bomb club.
Me being me, I saw an opportunity for a pun: her being a DJ and having quite the nice little booty, my brain leapt right to "scratching her ass".