Or is it the Dork? Nerds? Anyone know which of them is supposed to be the fatter?

Manny Taur, Iris Clops and Monster High © Mattel (Go see Youtube if you've no idea what I'm talking about)

So yes, I'm alive! Ish. A qualified alive, a partial. And I even drew something to prove it (and lookit, a GIRL! Where'd one of THOSE come from?)

Absolutely no plot behind this one except what you see on the page. I was rooting around in my mental attic trying to decide on something to draw, and this mental image reoccurred to me. No-one shows ME a bovine with a waist narrower than his wrists and gets away with it!

For someone who's not had the time to pick up a pencil in six months I'm actually quite pleased with this, especially as I was wanting to practice a more 'doughy' look.

Welcome to 2017, everyone.