A typical fantasy, weight-based anthropomorphic yarn involving the hapless larger-than-life adventurer Sampson Shire, and his struggling nemesis, Vindictorious the Diabolical (or 'Vinnie', as he hates to be called).

A trap has been set. But will Shire fall for it? You'll have to read on to find out.

Contains quite very large sizes, so if you're offended by such things, this probably isn't for you.